frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny
shatteredfeeling:

👽 pale Blog 👽
freakgeekingout:

Good life advice. Just avoid situations in general. Avoid all situations.
freakgeekingout:

Good life advice. Just avoid situations in general. Avoid all situations.

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

breakfastburritoe:

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

mike wazowski > charles bukowski

icryalot:

i made this post when i was shitfaced and now it won’t leave me alone

666hunnabruh:

Mom: Show me ya homework.  Me: Hold on bitch damn

Pros and cons of making food

  • Pros: food
  • Cons: making
fotocopi:

Oh wow A Suede Giveaway!
10 total photograph/pro prints of Brett Anderson from Suede Lives in 1994/5. 
2 Glossy 6x4 from 1994
8 Matte 7x5 from 1995. 
They’re really sexy/sweaty and suedey. Likes or Reblogs. As many as you like. Don’t even need to be following me!
Giveaway ends 1st December, 2013. I’ll use like a random generator or something I dunno. Good luck.