mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny
shatteredfeeling:

👽 pale Blog 👽
freakgeekingout:

Good life advice. Just avoid situations in general. Avoid all situations.
freakgeekingout:

Good life advice. Just avoid situations in general. Avoid all situations.

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

breakfastburritoe:

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

mike wazowski > charles bukowski

icryalot:

i made this post when i was shitfaced and now it won’t leave me alone

666hunnabruh:

Mom: Show me ya homework.  Me: Hold on bitch damn